now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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