I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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