We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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