Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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