so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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