we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
