i would punch a child for taco bell
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
40s are totally the cure
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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