I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Sorry about my life...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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