Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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