Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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