I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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