My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You pole danced in your parka.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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