Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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