Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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