Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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