I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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