Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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