so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
...so i touched it.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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