I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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