It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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