I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
PS: I just woke up from my shower
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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