Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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