; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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