Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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