If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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