i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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