No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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