dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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