butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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