Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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