The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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