New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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