This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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