I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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