How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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