He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think my fart just growled at me.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Success! We fucked roommates!