If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I can't trust your balls anymore.