I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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