he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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