did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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