I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
