Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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