these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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