We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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