there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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