Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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