If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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