dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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