talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
