Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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