Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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