Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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