i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You ruined the universe
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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