Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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