Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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